Sweet Talkin' Man   (3:24) © 2006, all rights reserved Don’t give me no sunscreen I wanna feel the burn Don’t tell me ‘bout cholesterol ‘cause I ain’t gonna learn Don’t make me no damned salad I want my chili cheese fries Don’t say I got a feminine side That’s a vicious pack a lies Get offa my back And roll onto yours I don’t wanna hear About me doin’ no chores Take the young ‘uns to school Fry me some eggs Get in the bathroom Start shavin’ your legs Don’t you just love it? This great society of ours We can drink beer and whiskey And drive hot rod cars So feed me and love me Then leave me alone You can go brag about me To your friends on the phone But first stop at the fridge Pop me a can Cater to the needs Of your sweet talkin’ man When we’re out for a drive Don’t you say we’re lost I’ll get us there by dark No matter the cost Don’t tell me what to wear My jeans and boots will do fine Just iron my shirt Don’t mess with my peace of mind Get offa my back And roll onto yours I don’t wanna hear About me doin’ no chores Take the young ‘uns to school Fry me some eggs Get in the bathroom Start shavin’ your legs Don’t you just love it? This great society of ours We can drink beer and whiskey And drive hot rod cars So feed me and love me Then leave me alone You can go brag about me To your friends on the phone But first stop at the fridge Pop me a can Cater to the needs Of your sweet talkin’ man Don’t be bitter Don’t be a quitter I’ll be happy to drive home the babysitter It’s the least I can do You’ve been workin’ so hard Takin’ out the trash And mowin’ the yard Don’t you just love it? This great society of ours We can drink beer and whiskey And drive hot rod cars So feed me and love me Then leave me alone You can go brag about me To your friends on the phone But first stop at the fridge Pop me a can Cater to the needs Of your sweet talkin’ man I’m your sweet talkin’ man It don’t get no better than this darlin’